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Dalai Lama’s birthday today. He really should play golf.

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys The Dalai Lama is 75 today.  And we have proof he plays golf.  Well Bill Murray caddied for him. Why not check out the new automatic golf...

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Vousden in Open week

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried Bring it on As GoKart likes to regard itself as having...

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The Martin Vousden Column – Fed up with Fedex?

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day Never buy a car you can’t push Memo to Tim Finchem, commissioner of the US PGA Tour If you want your golf season to end...

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And you thought that last round you had was tough!?

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys This is a notice posted in war-torn Britain in 1940 for golfers with stiff upper lips. In addition to these rules, German aircraft from Norway...

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Well they’ve got three years to practice…Martin Vousden on the long farewell.

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day: If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Anchors aweigh The R&A and...

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A golfing roundup of 2012, with Martin Vousden

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Did they really say that?

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Martin Vousden. Is he really allowed to say ‘scrotum’?

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A bit of inspirational golf porn

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys No, not rude at all.  But if these pictures don’t get you daydreaming of being on a fairway somewhere then you’re not a proper golfer. with...

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Vousden on The Players…

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? A close run thing For a while there the Players Championship, which...

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Vousden on Lineker, Match Play and Powerful Sports Stars

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you Lineker out of line Immediately after The Open, Gary Lineker had a...

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Vousden on Drummond, Marriage. And other stuff…

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough to pay the fee? Heart-breaker Ross...

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Martin Vousden on the New Year

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance Plus ca Change New Year, new start, all change for a bright new...

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Martin Vousden on Women

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on Equality for women? Pro...

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Martin Vousden on the Rio Olympics

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day Saying someone is ugly doesn’t make you any prettier Here comes the Cavalry Justin Rose and Henrik Stenson (along with the...

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Martin Vousden on Ladies

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day People are more what they hide than what they show The wimmin are doing good At least a decade or so ago writers like me...

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Rory’s Trouble As Vousden Sees It

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day If you really want to do something you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse Rory discovers the realities of...

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The Laws of Golf, according to Martin Vousden

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day People who believe in a sixth sense do so because they have taken leave of the other five Between them the R&A and USGA...

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Time to get serious about your golf says Vousden…

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them Are you a bit too pretentious...

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The Masters. 2019. Tiger. Martin Vousden

Golf News & Trivia from GoKart Electric Golf Trolleys Thought for the Day If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission Of all the dramatic and uplifting stories in sports, none can...

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